Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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