If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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