Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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