we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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