ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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