he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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