I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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