Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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