Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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