I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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