I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i now understand why vodka
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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