so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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