if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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