No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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