My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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