My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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