Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
