he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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