I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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