I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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