half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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