um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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