what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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