if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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