We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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