do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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