Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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