Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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