North Korea, Best Korea!
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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