Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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