Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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