dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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