some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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