he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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