What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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