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Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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