I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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