Dual....:-)
We won't sleep together?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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