That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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