grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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