out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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