This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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