Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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