He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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