I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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