I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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