I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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