She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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