Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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