Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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