he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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