We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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