Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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