No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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