Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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